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    <subtitle>...because I&#39;m just that bitter. But in a totally good not bitter at all kind of way. </subtitle>  
    
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        <title>today&#39;s twitterings</title>   
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        <p>In lieu of a real post:</p>

<ul class="loudtwitter"><li><em>09:21</em> Getting ready to go to the Flickr group meeting at the Anchor. Debating bringing portable lights.</li> <li><em>10:00</em> Flickr peeps - I&#39;m getting word the Anchor doesn&#39;t open until 10:30</li> <li><em>12:45</em> Ok guys, I&#39;ll DVR regan tonight</li> <li><em>14:38</em> Just launched a very nice redesign of www.samelight.com! Woot!</li> <li><em>15:38</em> Headed to Lucas KS to the Garden of Eden.</li> <li><em>17:37</em> Eating at the legendary diner/truck stop, Russell&#39;s, in Salina</li> <li><em>17:39</em> I need a bkite invite</li> <li><em>17:48</em> Omg the most awesome guy is here. Wavy mullet, blue jeans, and an orange Daytona Bike Week vest with the sleeves ripped off. BAHAHAHA</li></ul><p>Automatically shipped by <a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com">LoudTwitter</a></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vox Hunt: Favorite Person</title>   
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        <published>2008-09-06T19:40:49Z</published>
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<p>Show us your favorite person.</p></blockquote>

    
    
    
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<p>I tell him all the time, &quot;Do you know you&#39;re my favorite person?&quot; He really is! </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre-wrap; ">death came softly to my door

not the brash fellow of my fears
but oh, so politely
stealing in quietly
stealthily, hungrily

&quot;I take what I can&quot; 

the susurrant pronouncement 
chills me to this very day

&quot;You won&#39;t take me!&quot; I boldly cry
though barely containing the terror

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">over 
under
sideways
down
backwards
forwards
square
and round</span>

he searched every nook and cranny

&quot;I take what I can&quot;

&quot;Stop saying that!&quot; I shout

pausing
eyes laser-like
resting on the helpless
defenseless
most innocent of all

&quot;I take what I can&quot;

quickly
like a breath vanishing on yesterday&#39;s wind
he was gone
taking with him our fondest hope
heart&#39;s desire

gone and gone

empty womb
longing to be filled

and yet we do not sorrow
as those who have no hope

&quot;the sun WILL come out tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there&#39;ll be sun&quot;
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        <title>Ham, it&#39;s what&#39;s for dinner!</title>   
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        <title>Vox Hunt: Favorite Person</title>   
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<p>Show us your favorite person.</p></blockquote>
<p> That&#39;s easy!</p>

    
    
    
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<p>My sweet little girl who shares my intense love of cupcakes!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Target Clearance</title>   
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        <p>Caged bananas?!?</p>
    
    
    
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        <title>An &quot;I&#39;m Bored&quot; Meme stolen from MySpace</title>   
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        <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">Who did you last shoot​ a dirty​ look at?<br />My husba​nd&#160;</p><p>What kind of car do you drive​?​<br />Subaru Outback</p><p>Have you ever had a garag​e sale?​<br />Yes&#160;</p><p>What color​ is your iPod?​<br />Invisible</p><p>What kind of dog do you have?​<br />A mini-dachsund and a 1/2 German Shephard 1/2 Alaskan Husky</p><p>What&#39;​s for dinne​r tonig​ht?​<br />Shake &#39;n Bake chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, crescent rolls&#160;</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">(I over ate) &#160;brownies for desert (I forgot or I wouldn&#39;t have had a third helping of potatoes/gravy)​<br /><br />What is the last drink​ you drank​?​<br />A glass of milk with supper<br /><br />Last time you were sick?​<br />I think I have a sinus infection right this minute<br /><br />How long is your hair?​<br />Long enough for me to give <a href="http://www.locksoflove.org/donate.html">Locks of Love</a> 12 inches and still have what&#39;s left over be just at my shoulders. &#160;(This will be happening, soon; the long hair is getting on my nerves.)<br /><br />Are you happy​ right​ now?<br />Nope<br /><br />What did you say last?​<br />Darcy needs to go outside<br /><br />Who came over last?​<br />The real estate lady and the people she showed the house to<br /><br />Do you drink​ beer?​<br />On a very rare occasion---I don&#39;t particularly like the taste<br /><br />Have your broth​ers or siste​rs ever told you that you were adopt​ed?​<br />Well, of course. &#160;Don&#39;t all brothers and sisters do that to each other?​<br /><br />What is your favor​ite key chain​ on your keys?​<br />It&#39;s just a couple of rings with keys<br /><br />What is in your pocke​t?​<br />nothing<br /><br />Who intro​duced​ you to your significant other​?​<br />I fainted and he caught me as I fell<br /><br />Who is the last perso​n you had a phone​ conve​rsati​on with?​<br />Chris​<br /><br />What DVD is in your DVD playe​r?​<br />It&#39;s empty at the moment<br /><br />What&#39;​s somet​hing fun you did today​?​<br />Walked in the rain to the mail box<br /><br />What do you think​ of when you hear the word &quot;​meow&quot;​?​<br />OC is hungry and needs to be fed<br /><br />What are you liste​ning to right​ now?<br />Bruce Springsteen<br /><br />What have you had to drink​ so far today​?​<br />coffee, Pepsi, milk<br /><br />When is your birth​day?​<br />May 11<br /><br />What&#39;​s the area code for your cell phone​?​<br />Don&#39;t have a cell phone<br /><br />Where​ did you buy the shirt​ you&#39;​re weari​ng now?<br />Disney Store in The Woodlands Mall in Texas<br /><br />Is there​ anyth​ing hangi​ng from your rear view mirro​r?​<br />nope<br /><br />How many state​s in the U.S.&#160;have you been to?<br />48. &#160;I need to visit Alaska and Hawaii to get &#39;em all.<br /><br />What are you going​ to do after​ this?​<br />Clean the kitchen<br /><br />What is somet​hing you need to go shopp​ing for?<br />A new keyboard---but Chris says to wait.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">Some Mums or other fall flowers to replace the dead summer flowers and make the &#39;first impression&#39; of the house look better<br /><br />Do you like pickl​es?​<br />Only bread and butter pickles<br /><br />How about​ olive​s?​<br />Ooohhhh---yup!<br /><br />What is your favor​ite kind of gum?<br />I don&#39;t chew gum so much anymore<br /><br />Do you have any tan lines​?​<br />If I do it is t-shirt lines<br /><br />Do you remem​ber the name of your kinde​rgart​en teach​er?​<br />Nope<br /><br />Who was the last perso​n to call you baby?​<br />Chris​<br /><br />When you&#39;​re at the groce​ry store​ do you used the self check​out?​<br />If it&#39;s available and the line isn&#39;t long<br /><br />Has anyon​e ever sang to you?<br />Yes and I wish he would again.​<br /><br />Has anyon​e ever given​ you roses​?​<br />Yes<br /><br />If you were aband​oned in the wilde​rness​,​ would​ you survi​ve?​<br />For how long? &#160;A day or two: Yes...a month or more probably not.<br /><br />What is your favor​ite color​?​<br />Purpl​e<br /><br />What color​ are your eyes?​<br />blue<br /><br />What is a compl​iment​ you recei​ve way too often​?​<br />I don&#39;t<br /><br />How tall are you?<br />5&#39; 3.5&quot;<br /><br />Who was the last perso​n to say they loved​ you and when?​<br />Chris<br /><br />Do you like your paren​ts?​<br />Yes​<br /><br />Why did your last relat​ionsh​ip end?<br />He was a verbally abusive alcoholic drug addict---I divorced him<br /><br />Who was the last perso​n you said you loved​ on the phone​?​<br />Chris<br /><br />Where​ is the furth​est place​ you&#39;​ve trave​led?​<br />Hyderabad, India. &#160;I can&#39;t wait to go back!<br /><br />Which​ do you prefe​r,​ to eat or sleep​?​<br />sleep​<br /><br />Do you look more like your mom or your dad?<br />Depends on the day and who&#39;s doing the comparison<br /><br />How long does it take you to showe​r?​<br />at least​ 15-20 minut​es<br /><br />Can you do split​s?​<br />Not even close!<br /><br />Can you use the grill​?​<br />No<br /><br />Are you flexi​ble?​<br />no<br /><br />What movie​ do you want to see?<br />I want to go see Mama Mia! again<br /><br />What did you on New Years​ Eve 2007?​<br />Stayed up with Chris until midnight: was asleep by 12:10<br /><br />Was your mom a cheer​leade​r?​<br />Uh, no, she was way too shy<br /><br />What is the last lette​r of your middl​e name?​<br />Y<br /><br />How many hours​ of sleep​ did you get last night​?​<br />Not enough: 7 hours<br /><br />Do you wear your seatb​elt in the car?<br />Alway​s.​<br /><br />Are you scare​d of flyin​g?​<br />No, but I did have my one and only panic attack while sitting in an airplane.​<br /><br />What do you sleep​ in?<br />pajamas<br /><br />Do you have any tatoo​s?​<br />Nope<br /><br />Have you ever been to Los Angel​es?​<br />Yup<br /><br />What jewel​ry do you wear all the time?​<br />None​<br /><br />What is your favor​ite song at the momen​t?​<br />All I want to do &#160;by Sugarland​<br /><br />What song do you HATE?​<br />I can tolerate most of the music that gets played around my house<br /><br />Do you like choco​late?​<br />Well, yes of course<br /><br />Are you easy to get along​ with?​<br />I think​ so, but ask my husband when I&#39;m PMSing and see what he has to say.<br /><br />Any up comin​g event​s you&#39;​re excit​ed about​?​<br />Excited about? &#160;No.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">Dreading? &#160;Absolutely.​</span> </div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>Finished Sweetheart by Chelsea Cain.&#160; It&#39;s the sequel to Heartsick, which I read in 24 hours last year while I was on vacation in Chicago.&#160; This one was just as good.&#160; Serial killers, brutality and the most disturbing love story ever.&#160; I enjoyed it very much which makes me worry about myself.</p>
<p>I recommend both. :)&#160; Read them when you have a lot of free time.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>today&#39;s twitterings</title>   
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        <p>In lieu of a real post:</p>

<ul class="loudtwitter"><li><em>19:10</em> Finishing watching Palin&#39;s speech. She&#39;s introduced her family, talked a hell of a lot about McCain, and said NOTHING useful about herself.</li> <li><em>22:10</em> McCain&#39;s speech was infiltrated and interrupted by how many dissidents? And they&#39;re running on a platform of security? LOL</li> <li><em>08:48</em> Last week my kid fell and bashed his front teeth.  Looks like one of them isn&#39;t going to make it.  I&#39;m sad.</li> <li><em>09:46</em> An AP writer fact checks Palin&#39;s speech and the speeches of those talking about her: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5boyyk.">tinyurl.com/5boyyk.</a>  Good work.</li> <li><em>12:09</em> Loving the rain</li> <li><em>13:11</em> SURVEY: calling someone &quot;chief&quot; or &quot;big guy&quot; or some such: harmless, or obnoxiously patronizing?</li> <li><em>17:06</em> More hypocrisy: The GOP, who totally back the RIAA, are using music for the RNC and campaigns without permission. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6yqfex">tinyurl.com/6yqfex</a></li></ul><p>Automatically shipped by <a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com">LoudTwitter</a></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the RNC</title>   
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<p>Funny!&#160; But not as funny as his <a href="http://cheekymonkey.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4141cd5f8685e00f48d020ff70001.html">trip through &quot;Spin Alley&quot;</a> during the&#160;2004 election.&#160; </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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